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Jun 23^rd, 2004 at 2:20am

Bazza Ex Member

Please move this to the appropriate slot, I didn't know whether to go for Real Aviation, Jokes, General discussion or FS98.

Apart from that please list all the reasons why it won't fly.........

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Reply #1 - Jun 23^rd, 2004 at 8:42pm

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Here's one that can fly Wink

http://www.museumofflight.org/collections/craftdisplay.html?ID=3

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Reply #2 - Jun 24^th, 2004 at 9:15am

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Reasons it won't fly

1. It's a French car! Grin

2. There's no-one in it! Grin

Thanx. Carl

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Reply #3 - Jun 24^th, 2004 at 10:11am

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So that is what you've been up to in the garage Bazza Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Jun 24^th, 2004 at 12:08pm

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Research has revealed more information about this strange machine.
It is in fact the first stealth aircraft of the French Air Force, it will be virtually indetectable on the streets of Paris, which is about as far from home as they like to go Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #5 - Jun 24^th, 2004 at 12:14pm

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It would fly fine providing it was launched from a steam catapult on an aircraft carrier. I can't guarantee how long it would remain airborne.

Now, which of you brave lads will volunteer to be chief test pilot? That will sort the men out from the boys. Grin

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Reply #6 - Jun 24^th, 2004 at 12:37pm

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I'll have a crack if you can get me a wetsuit Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #7 - Jun 24^th, 2004 at 9:58pm

Bazza Ex Member

No Ozzie, I didn't make this in my garage, cars are valuable over here and I'd give that one to my wife, thus freeing up my Aston Martin.

Great set of wheel trims though.

I'm not too happy about that device in the boot (UK) or trunk (USA.) I first wondered whether it had a pusher prop on the end of it but can't see one. You couldn't power a plane with LPG could you ?

However, if I lived in Iraq, and saw this parked out the front of my building, it would give me the shivering quits.

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Reply #8 - Jun 25^th, 2004 at 2:31am

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If you look carefully Bazza you'll see its a pusher prop, its horizontal (must be a 2 blade), you can make it out on the spinner.

Mark Wink

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