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Jun 22
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The Teacher says to her 6year old pupils, "You all had a nice weekend, and if anyone can tell me where they went, and spell it, they can go early"
Little Jonny puts his hand up;" Miss, I went to the Zoo"
"Can you spell it?"
"Z-O-O MISS"
"Well done Jonny, off you go!"
Then Mary;"Miss, I went to the Park"
"Can you spell it?"
"Yes Miss, P-A-R-K"
"Well done, off you go!"
Now Peter, "Miss, I went to the beach wiv me mum an dad and bruvvers"
"can you spell it?"
"b-e-a-c-h"
"Well done, off you go"
The last kid to put his hand up was Jerone, the only black kid in the class.
"Jerone, what did you do at the weekend?"
"Well Miss, I was going to the beach with Pete and his family, but his dad didn't want any black's wiv him!"
"Thats terrible Jerone, thats racial discrimination."
"Now tell me Jerone, .......can you spell......racial discrimination?"
Remember, never argue with a fool....he may be doing the same thing.
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Jun 22
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Hehehe. Good one.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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