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Jun 22nd, 2004 at 4:44pm

gaztop   Offline
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The Teacher says to her 6year old pupils, "You all had a nice weekend, and if anyone can tell me where they went, and spell it, they can go early"

Little Jonny puts his hand up;" Miss, I went to the Zoo"
"Can you spell it?"
"Z-O-O MISS"
"Well done Jonny, off you go!"
Then Mary;"Miss, I went to the Park"
"Can you spell it?"
"Yes Miss, P-A-R-K"
"Well done, off you go!"
Now Peter, "Miss, I went to the beach wiv me mum an dad and bruvvers"
"can you spell it?"
"b-e-a-c-h"
"Well done, off you go"
The last kid to put his hand up was Jerone, the only black kid in the class.
"Jerone, what did you do at the weekend?"
"Well Miss, I was going to the beach with Pete and his family, but his dad didn't want any black's wiv him!"
"Thats terrible Jerone, thats racial discrimination."
"Now tell me Jerone, .......can you spell......racial discrimination?"
 

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Reply #1 - Jun 22nd, 2004 at 4:57pm

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Hehehe. Good one. Smiley
 

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Reply #2 - Jun 22nd, 2004 at 5:06pm

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Reply #3 - Jun 24th, 2004 at 10:36am

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