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Jun 18^th, 2004 at 1:14pm

microlight Offline
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Bloke goes into his doctor's and says 'I want to be castrated.' Doctor tries to talk him out of it, but no.

Goes into hospital, has the operation. Wakes up next day and starts talking to the guy in the bed next to him.

'What are you in for?' he asks.

'I've been circumcised.' replies the second man.

'Circumcised!' shouts the first man. 'THAT's the bloody word...'

Roll Eyes

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Reply #1 - Jun 18^th, 2004 at 1:24pm

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OMG... LOL...

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Reply #2 - Jun 18^th, 2004 at 5:01pm

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Heard that one years ago. Still funny though... Grin

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Reply #3 - Jun 18^th, 2004 at 7:41pm

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Reply #4 - Jun 23^rd, 2004 at 4:58pm

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opps!

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