Simviation Forum - V.Disgusting and rude joke!

Jun 8^th, 2004 at 4:28pm

ozzy72 Offline
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What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Jun 8^th, 2004 at 7:30pm

xFLAMESx Offline
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Dear oh dear Mark,
I thought some of mine were dirty ! Grin

*Variation*
Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?
Cos 7 days makes a hole weak !

Thanx. Carl

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Reply #2 - Jun 12^th, 2004 at 10:43pm

Jared Offline
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well, I can't say i wasn't warn Undecided

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Reply #3 - Jun 13^th, 2004 at 6:40pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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8)

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #4 - Jun 14^th, 2004 at 7:14am

Craig. Offline
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untill our recent conversation in Fozzers topic, i would have only expected this sort of thing from him

we were indeed warned LOL

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Reply #5 - Jun 15^th, 2004 at 7:24am

ozzy72 Offline
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Craig you seem to have forgotten that I'm Fozzers secret love-child Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #6 - Jun 15^th, 2004 at 8:21am

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if that isnt a scarey thought i dont know what is Shocked

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Reply #7 - Jun 15^th, 2004 at 10:16am

microlight Offline
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Aw Ozzy - I thought you were such a nice young man (said with a Les Dawson accent).

Reminds me of the one about snooker ace Ronnie O'Sullivan who got married. On the wedding night his new bride lay on the bed and opened her legs invitingly - but all O'Sullivan did was to pace around the bed looking worried. When asked what the problem was, he replied "I'm trying to decide whether to go for the pink or the brown."

Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Jun 15^th, 2004 at 3:48pm