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Chinese Amusement Parks (Read 319 times)
Jun 4
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, 2004 at 4:19pm
flyboy 28
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Why are there no amusment parks in China?
No one's tall enough to ride the rides
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Jun 4
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lol! And thats a good one!
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Jun 4
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How sterotypical...
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Jun 5
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All stereotypes are based on an element of truth. That's how they become stereotypes. This is why you don't have stereotypes about French people having no ears.
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Jun 5
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, 2004 at 12:45am
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How sterotypical...
Maybe, but it is true! When was the last time you saw a 5 1/2 ft+ chinese guy?
Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Jun 5
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, 2004 at 1:04am
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Maybe, but it is true! When was the last time you saw a 5 1/2 ft+ chinese guy?
The other day, but he was at least six foot three!
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Jun 5
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Maybe, but it is true! When was the last time you saw a 5 1/2 ft+ chinese guy?
Last sunday. He goes to my school.
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Jun 5
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quite recently. Look at the guy who plays for the Memphis grizzlies, i believe he's 7'3
Funny joke though:)
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Jun 5
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, 2004 at 1:46pm
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Hey, both of my parents are Chinese and I'm 5'7" and I'm approaching 5'8". The ironic thing is that I'm taller than 1/3 of the Freashmen that goes to my school.
(My school is like 95% caucasian)
Funny joke though 8)
Jeff
P.S. sterotypes have alot of truth in them, for example, the last time I saw my mom (which was about 5 years ago) she was no taller than 4'11"
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Jun 5
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Wait. Isn't Yao Ming Chinese?
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Jun 6
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, 2004 at 2:57am
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I give up.
Let me rephrase that, there aren't very many chinese people over 5 1/2 feet.
Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Jun 7
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LOL!!!
Living in Toronto, Canada, I tend to eat Chinese food. When you eat at some Chinese restaurants, the chairs and tables are raised lower than your typical restaurant.
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