Some of these might get me in trouble but - oh well
1. Why are women like hurricanes?
When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go they take the house and car with them
2. How do you make a room full of old ladies say s**t?
Shout bingo
3. Why do male elephants have four feet?
Coz 6 inches would never satisfy female elephants
4. What's green, two inches long and smells of pork?
Kermit The Frog's middle finger
5. What's brown and sits on a wall?
Humpty's dump
6. What's the difference between a Woman and a computer?
The computer doesn't complain when u insert a 3 inch floppy
7. What's the difference between a Woman and a Coffin?
You cum in one and go in the other
8. What's the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant?
One rolls on it's back for peanuts, the other lives in a zoo
9. What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
You can get your wife to blow the bonus
10. What is Blu-Tak?
Smurf s**t
11. Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
Coz he wanted to see her crack?
12. What did Chelsea Clinton say when she lost her virginty?
Thanks dad
13. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea
14. What's the difference between a vagina and an apple pie?
You can eat your mum's apple pie
15. What do women and police cars have in common?
They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming
There ya go
Thanx. Carl
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