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americans guide to britain (Read 361 times)
May 24
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, 2004 at 7:50am
Craig.
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sorry too long to post here
but enjoy
http://homepages.tesco.net/~scotsnet/o.f.carter/fun/fun388.htm
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May 24
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, 2004 at 8:04am
Woodlouse2002
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Sounds like good honest travelling advice to me.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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May 24
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, 2004 at 8:05am
ozzy72
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A note for our American cousins, if you value your testicles do NOT follow this advice
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 24
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, 2004 at 8:11am
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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On the otherhand, if you value your bollocks it would be advisable to follow this advice to the letter.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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May 24
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, 2004 at 9:55am
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Haha - I thought only Canadians fell for that.
Honours :&&Freeware Screenshot Competition Winner, June 2009
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May 24
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, 2004 at 11:20am
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Haha - I thought only Canadians fell for that.
You shoodent make fun of us just beecus weer the dumerest peepol on erth eh.
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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May 24
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, 2004 at 1:52pm
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"British Stamp of Exellence"
LMAO
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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May 24
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, 2004 at 4:38pm
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I'm afraid that this all have been a surprise to me............................thats not exactly a good thing........................ over here we only make out with people of the oppiste sex
Our grandpas are still so old school.....LOL.....
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Viva la party!
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May 27
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, 2004 at 10:19pm
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Gee, everything my stepbrother needs to know before he visits the UK...
Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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May 27
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, 2004 at 11:46pm
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over here we only make out with people of the oppiste sex
With an exception of San Fransisco, lol
I don't think I'd want to go to the UK now
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May 28
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, 2004 at 4:32pm
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Chivalry is alive and well in Britain, and ladies still travel for free on the Tube. Simply take some tokens from the baskets at the base of the escalators or on the platforms; you will find one near any of the state-sponsored Tube musicians.
hahahaha!!
nice 8)
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Jun 4
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, 2004 at 3:24pm
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With an exception of San Fransisco, lol
Don't forget Loth Angeleth...
Sorry, Bman...
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