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Mayo (Read 287 times)

May 19^th, 2004 at 9:15pm

tsunami_KNUW Offline
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Ok this one may be cheesy and may of been posted before, but here it is:

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its
stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank....and the cargo was forever lost.... The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the loss....

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of
Mourning. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May
5th....and is known.... of course.... as

Sinko de Mayo!!

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Reply #1 - May 19^th, 2004 at 10:09pm

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Reply #2 - May 20^th, 2004 at 4:48am

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Reply #3 - May 20^th, 2004 at 7:47am

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lol

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Reply #4 - May 20^th, 2004 at 2:37pm

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The Mayo is still down there along with 20,000 jars of............sanka!

Jim Grin

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Reply #5 - May 21^st, 2004 at 5:00pm

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Yup...

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Reply #6 - May 23^rd, 2004 at 1:46pm