Two girls on a girlie night out were walking home and both got taken short.
As they were passing a graveyard they nipped inside.
After the first girl finished, she wiped her a**se on her thong and then threw it away!
The second girl wiped her a**se on a wreath!
The next night, the boyfriends of them were in the pub talking.....
"I have got to keep an eye on my girlfriend" said the first chap. "She came home last night without any knickers on"
"That's nothing" said the second, "Mine came home with a little card tucked in her a**se that read 'From all the lads down the station. We will never forget you'




Tony C

lmao