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May 16^th, 2004 at 10:55am

Iroquois Offline
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Happy Halloween
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk..

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers..

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - May 16^th, 2004 at 4:30pm

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I swear this has been posted before.

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Reply #2 - May 16^th, 2004 at 5:01pm

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16 and 20 made me smile.

And it has been posted before. But then, what hasn't? Wink

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Reply #3 - May 16^th, 2004 at 5:37pm

Iroquois Offline
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And it has been posted before. But then, what hasn't? Wink

No body has posted naked pictures of themselves yet. (Thank God) Grin

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #4 - May 16^th, 2004 at 5:50pm

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Naked pictures you say... that gives me an idea!

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Reply #5 - May 19^th, 2004 at 2:01am

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Naked pictures you say... that gives me an idea!

Uh oh.

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Reply #6 - May 19^th, 2004 at 8:29pm

Daz Offline
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in the morning im making
WAFFLES!
Leeds, UK

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17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog

haha that one made me chuckle alright

daz

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Reply #7 - May 20^th, 2004 at 12:14am

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Grrr, I posted these... like a year ago! Ha, Grin

But they're still good. Now where did I leave that dog?

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."

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