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Apologizing to China (Read 281 times)

May 16^th, 2004 at 8:41am

BFMF Offline
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Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands.

Dear China,

We're sorry you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.

We're also sorry your front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35-year old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to purchase some surplus 1950's-era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan...since they just replaced all theirs with new F-16's.

We're also sorry you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please note the Copyright information printed inside the cover.)

In addition, we're sorry you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know it seems easier to blame others than to take responsibility. Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in Taiwan.

Finally, we're sorry we granted you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity. Along those lines, we're especially sorry we treated you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back to treating you like a street gang very soon.

Sincerely,

The People of the United States of America

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Reply #1 - May 24^th, 2004 at 10:15am

xFLAMESx Offline
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Haha - brilliant, bloody brilliant Grin

Especially liked :
"We're also sorry your front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35-year old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to purchase some surplus 1950's-era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan...since they just replaced all theirs with new F-16's."

Thanx. Carl

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Reply #2 - May 24^th, 2004 at 5:44pm

SideWinder9 Offline
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Haha!! Thats great!! Grin

Sim-V member since 2003!

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Reply #3 - May 24^th, 2004 at 10:30pm

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Lol! That's great! Grin

Speaking of that incident when the Americans returned to the U.S they landed here at my home airport (Whidbey NAS~KNUW)

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Reply #4 - May 25^th, 2004 at 11:27pm

Blackbird971 Offline
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OHHHHH!!! You are my hero, that is awesome. 8) Grin

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In addition, we're sorry you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know it seems easier to blame others than to take responsibility. Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in Taiwan.

Yup.

With better tech than theirs.

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Reply #5 - May 28^th, 2004 at 9:14am

packercolinl Offline
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LoL But perhaps not keeping within the ethos of this site??

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Reply #6 - May 28^th, 2004 at 1:46pm

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Hehe. Oh, wait... I really don't find this funny... Tongue

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