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Gas giggles 3 (Read 374 times)
May 15
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, 2004 at 2:48pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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A big thanks to Wendy for sending these gas (petrol) jokes, I hope you all enjoyed them
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 16
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lol
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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May 16
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LOL
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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May 16
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lol...
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May 16
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$2.04 for regular unleaded. im glad i have a saturn now, but i'd rather be driving a dually.
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May 17
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lol how true we are payin close to 1Aud here at the moment.
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May 19
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May 19
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LOL! I'm glad I drive a honda insight (a hybrid gas-electric car).
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May 19
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oh boy u should see some of the UK prices....fuel protests are on the way cant wait.. they baracade the companies who distribute the fuel and let britain run dry of fuel.....almost worked a year or 2 ago brought uk to a standstill schools close and the only time u have a reason for not coming into work. they were fuel rations and everything dunno if u heard about em
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May 20
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Is this working out correct? I've used our British litre and converted in into US gallons. Our fuel is about 85p a litre. Though it does depend on where u get it.
British Fuel:
1 litre (UK): £0.849 a litre
1 gallon(UK) : £3.82
Now for our American friends, British fuel would cost you the following, (so don't complain too hard next time yr prices go up
).
1 gallon (US) = 3.785 litres (GB)
85 (pence) x 3.785 = £3.21 (For 1 US gallon)
£3.21 x 1.7813 = $5.72 ( For 1 US gallon)
Shocking eh?
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May 21
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Thank God we have a diesel truck.
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