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This one seems to make everyone laugh... (Read 560 times)
May 6
th
, 2004 at 5:26pm
Woodlouse2002
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If you are a man, and don't find this amusing, then there is something wrong with you...
Now, say to yourself....
GAY BUM WILLY SEX!!!
Now, if your anything like me you should be giggling like a school girl now.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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May 6
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, 2004 at 5:28pm
ozzy72
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Woodie I think its time for your medication
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 6
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, 2004 at 5:35pm
Hagar
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I can't think why but I'm sitting here giggling hysterically with tears running down my face. ???
I suppose I'm overdue for my medication too.
Lead me to my nice comfy padded room someone. I promise I'll go quietly.
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May 6
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, 2004 at 5:39pm
terbert
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Right Master Woodlouse. I think I have got an exceptional sense of humour, as have you, although I do not seem to penetrate the minds of many on this site.
I have to compliment you for getting my jokes and backing me up (excuse the expression) but I am afraid I am out on a limb with this one.!!!!
I think you should make a nice cup of Horlicks, put on your jammies, and do as Ozzy says, take your medication, and have a good nights sleep, and we will all see you tomorrow, my dear
Tony
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May 6
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, 2004 at 6:17pm
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I'm laughing like crazy but I don't know why? Damn, my medicine is not working again, oh wait, never mind I just forgot to take it.
Arizona State University&&
Viva la party!
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May 6
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, 2004 at 7:24pm
Tequila Sunrise
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hehehehe
were a bunch of wee waines
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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May 7
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, 2004 at 4:52am
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This is even harder...
No clue what could be.
Never mind, I'll go and read some other "world wide aceppted and understood" jokes
I'm trying to land&&This aeroplane of ours gracefully&&But it seems just destined to crash&&(Björk - So Broken)
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May 7
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, 2004 at 6:21am
Hagar
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This is even harder...
No clue what could be.
Never mind, I'll go and read some other "world wide aceppted and understood" jokes
Who can say what people find amusing? Humour is a very personal thing & everyone is different. I don't try to analyze it & take no notice of what is accepted by others. If something strikes me as funny I laugh out loud.
I usually laugh in all the wrong places which makes people look at me as though I'm odd. Maybe I am but I'm used to it & it never bothered me. My dear old Mum used to say I would laugh to see a pudden' roll whatever that might mean.
I blame it all on the late lamented Milligan. My brother has exactly the same sense of humour & when we get together it's usually a riot.
Laughter is good for you. The best medicine there is. If you find something funny go ahead & roll on the floor if you like. Take no notice of what others think.
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May 7
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, 2004 at 5:29pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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There be some strange folk round here who don't find this funny. And for that I feel sorry for you. Cracks me up everytime.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Jun 8
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, 2004 at 11:57pm
Moach
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Why is this funny?????????
i'm laughing my S off and i don't know why
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Jun 9
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, 2004 at 10:17am
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First read this around 10 minutes ago - and I STILL can't stop laughing
Thanx. Carl
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Jun 9
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, 2004 at 12:12pm
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.... mmm ..... I'm afraid I don't get it! ... Are those words supposed to make another sentence?
Interesting how most of the folk who seem to find it funny are brits ....
.... Still don't get it though ...
Think Global. It's the world we live in.
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Jun 9
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, 2004 at 12:18pm
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I dont see the humor it that ???
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Jun 9
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, 2004 at 5:30pm
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... and this posted by a fellow called "woodie" .. ?
Felix/
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Jun 9
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, 2004 at 5:51pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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Woodlouse i'll have you know. I can't help peoples laziness.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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