If somone comes to your door saying that they have just been charged by your bull - tell them to go back into the field and ask for a refund!
No.2 = A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-hour drink when an
exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes off her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly
toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the
young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £100 on one condition".
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words".
He quickly pulled his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five £20
notes, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her
eyes and slowly, meaningfully said.................
.........
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"Paint my house"
No.3 = A Kinda Cheap Fling
Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards
on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John
hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?"
John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but
it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested.
She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John
doesn't,
John should come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her
$100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left.
Bill came home about 6:00 pm. He asked his wife, "Did John come by
this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few
mintues."
Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?"
She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give
me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home
and pay me back."
More later!! (If I haven't been banned!)
Dan
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