Simviation Forum - American Tracker

May 5^th, 2004 at 7:15pm

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Back in the nineteenth century, an English tourist visits America. After landing, he books into a hotel, then asks the receptionist where he can find a guide to show him around.
" Go down to the Saloon, you will find one there" he is told.
In the Saloon, he asks the Bartender if he knows a guide. A big rough looking fella is pointed out.
He goes over to the chap and says....."Excuse me, are you a guide"
"Yup" says the fella, " I sure am. In fact I'm the best guide ever was. I'm the best tracker there ever was. I'm the best hunter there ever was. In fact, I'm so good, they even named a knife after me.
"You mean you're, you're, you're Jim B...
"Yup, thats right, fella, Jim Bread"

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Reply #1 - May 5^th, 2004 at 7:59pm

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I don't get it. ??? ???

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Reply #2 - May 5^th, 2004 at 8:15pm

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Me too. Who's Jim Bread ???

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Reply #3 - May 5^th, 2004 at 11:17pm

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I have to agree with them...I just don't get it... can you explaine??

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Reply #4 - May 5^th, 2004 at 11:41pm

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They named a knife after him. Bread Knife. It's a pun(ish). The man thinks that he is famous because he has heard of the Bread Knife and a Contemporary of his (Bowie) had the Bowie knife named after him. He is not famous at all.

It's a great explanation of a very bad joke.

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Reply #5 - May 6^th, 2004 at 4:48am

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Well I got it without an explanation Grin

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Reply #6 - May 6^th, 2004 at 9:25am

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Can we have a poll on where you guys come from!!

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Reply #7 - May 6^th, 2004 at 9:40am

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Yes, surely. I am from Turkey.
Just enter LTBA to your GPS direct and follow the route.
You're there Grin

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Reply #8 - May 6^th, 2004 at 4:21pm

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Well, I lived in China for quite a few years (thats where I got hook on flying) and then I lived in South Carolina for another quite few years, and now I'm in Michigan getting my a$$ frozen off.

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Reply #9 - May 6^th, 2004 at 4:27pm

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I got it with no explanation. Grin

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Reply #10 - May 6^th, 2004 at 5:04pm

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Good one Tony. These guys are a tad slow don't you think? Wink

Maybe they're not used to puns although I'm not sure it is a pun. ??? Tongue

I liked it anyway whatever it might be. LOL Grin

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It's a great explanation of a very bad joke.

Will

Nice attempt Will. It rather spoils the joke if you have to explain it. Roll Eyes

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