What does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye?
Artificial Intelligence

What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter.

How do you know a blonde has been shoplifting?
Her bag is full of free samples.

What do an intelligent blonde and the Yeti have in common?
No one has seen either of them.

What's a brunettes' mating call?
Has that dumb blonde gone yet?

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can't spell Porsche.

How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone

How do you know when a blonde's been using a dishwasher?
The drains clogged with paper plates.

How does a blonde spell blonde?
B---L-----   oh it doesn't matter anyway.

Why do blondes carry ID cards?
So they know who they are.


Enough already