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Apr 30
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, 2004 at 5:29pm
The Ruptured Duck
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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive
pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
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> > > >They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh , SHIT!"
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> > > >Only the states of Oklahoma, Kansas, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and
Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
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> > > >"Hold my beer and watch this"
"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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Jared
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lol, so true!
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, 2004 at 11:42am
The Ruptured Duck
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hmmm, i guess i didnt read that all the way through. Ks isnt THAT bad, ah who am i kiddin, yes they are!
"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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