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Apr 28^th, 2004 at 3:55pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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A young Glaswiegan mother was attempting to register har children for child support beniffits, the welfare officer asks: "How many children do you have?
mother: "Ten"
WO: Surprised "nd their names?"
mother: "Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex and Alex."
WO: "Dosn't that get confusing?"
mother: "not really, if I want them to come for tea I simply shout Alex, or if I want them to go to bed I simply shout Alex go to bed."
WO: "I see, but suppose you want to speak to them individually?"
mother: "Thats easy, I use their surnames"

maybey only peopl from scotland will get this, I dunno Roll Eyes

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Reply #1 - Apr 28^th, 2004 at 3:58pm

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Its a bit like the Londoner joke "What is the definition of mass confusion? Fathers Day in Brixton!" I guess you have to have lived in London to get that one......

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Reply #2 - Apr 28^th, 2004 at 4:50pm

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Well, I get them both. Grin

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Reply #3 - Apr 28^th, 2004 at 4:55pm