Four men were bragging about  how  smart  their  dogs  were.  One was an engineer,  the  second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, the fourth worked for a local authority.

To  show  off,  the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew  a  circle,  a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed
that was pretty smart.

But  the  accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said,  "Spreadsheet,  do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen biscuits. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 biscuits each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But  the  chemist  said  his  dog could do better. He called to his dog and said,  "Measure,  do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge took  out  a  half  litre  of milk, got a 700ml glass from the
cupboard and poured  exactly  500ml  without  spilling  a drop.Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive.

Then  the  three  men turned to the council worker and said, "What can your dog  do?"  The public servant called to his dog and Said, "Coffee Break, do your  stuff."  Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the
biscuits, drank the milk,  sexually assaulted the other three dogs,claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in  for  workers compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all agreed, that was brilliant.

ah, an oldie!

So true