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Apr 25^th, 2004 at 10:16pm

Iroquois Offline
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Laughter is the food of life--you need it to survive

Ya Gotta Love This One lol

only as old as you feel?

I noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke 4 packs of fags a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amaizing at your age!!!!", I said. "How old are you?"

She said,"Twenty four"

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - Apr 25^th, 2004 at 10:20pm

Smoke2much Offline
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ROFLMAO

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #2 - Apr 26^th, 2004 at 10:08am

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LOL

That was good.

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

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Reply #3 - Apr 26^th, 2004 at 10:16am

Jared Offline
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lol, that's so funny!

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Reply #4 - Apr 26^th, 2004 at 10:40am

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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looks like the half the population of Greenock Roll Eyes

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #5 - Apr 26^th, 2004 at 1:39pm

Saitek Offline
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Funny. There's a lot of truth in that too!

Ben

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Reply #6 - Apr 26^th, 2004 at 3:02pm