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A man walks into a doctors.... (Read 170 times)
Apr 17th, 2004 at 2:38am

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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of Saran wrap shorts.

"Well," says the psychiatrist, "I can clearly see your nuts."
 

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Reply #1 - Apr 17th, 2004 at 8:43am

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Now where did I put that, "Boo Hiss and Yuck" smilie.....It seems you always miss place things when you need them the most..... Grin
 

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #2 - Apr 17th, 2004 at 9:34am

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Or he says that he is there because he thinks he's a moth...

doctor responds I believe you need the psychiatrist down the hall...

to which the guy replies...

"I know, but your light was on...."
 
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