Simviation Forum - Did Santa bring it?

Apr 17^th, 2004 at 2:34am

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A New York city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 2:37am

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I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard! Grin

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Reply #2 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 2:44am

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Thats okay I shot hot coffee out of my nose Andrew Wink

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 8:43am

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LMAO

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Reply #4 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 9:35am

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Thats okay I shot hot coffee out of my nose Andrew Wink

Did it burn???

I heard this one from one of the older women from work a few months ago...

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Reply #5 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 11:39am

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LMAO!

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Reply #6 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 7:29pm

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Thats okay I shot hot coffee out of my nose Andrew Wink

That must have hurt. Tip, dont drink while there is a chance of something funny comming up, never fails to come out the nose if you laugh while drinking.

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Reply #7 - Apr 18^th, 2004 at 5:15am

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That is the best one I have seen yet today!!!
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Reply #8 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 6:51pm

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I know you didn't just tell that joke... Grin

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Reply #9 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 10:07pm

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ROFLMAO!

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Reply #10 - Apr 21^st, 2004 at 8:38pm

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Dude, that's frickin hilarious! LOL! Grin

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Reply #11 - Apr 21^st, 2004 at 10:03pm

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ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off.

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