Simviation Forum - Assertive

Apr 15^th, 2004 at 1:42pm

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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that 'I' am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's doing to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

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Reply #1 - Apr 15^th, 2004 at 1:47pm

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LOL Mark!! Thats a keeper. Grin

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Reply #2 - Apr 15^th, 2004 at 7:47pm

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LMAO

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Reply #3 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 12:21am

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Reply #4 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 12:27am

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Lol, guess we can't always get what we want, eh?! Grin

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Reply #5 - Apr 17^th, 2004 at 3:04am

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Reply #6 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 6:54pm

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He read the book on the way home? Boy, fast reader... Grin

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Reply #7 - Apr 21^st, 2004 at 12:22pm

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Reply #8 - Apr 21^st, 2004 at 12:25pm

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Obviosly that was one man who married the wrong wife!

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Reply #9 - Apr 21^st, 2004 at 5:17pm