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Be kind to Ozzy! (Read 470 times)
Apr 8
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, 2004 at 12:00pm
Romulus111VADT
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He's had it really rough not being able to get on Simviation forums and working so many hours. His sweet little wife sent this to me to show just how bad he was getting.
He'd run out of thing's to read and w/o the ability to get on Simviation combined with the frustrations of being a teacher. As you can see, he was turning into a zombie and had uncontrollable urges to play the harpsichord. This really got bad when people came to visit and he answered the door with a, "You Rang!". All this lead to the confrontation at his ISP with the guillotine.
So be glad that Ozzy's back.....lol.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Apr 8
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, 2004 at 12:09pm
Loafing Smurf
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Push it!
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LOL
My online photo album&&
http://public.fotki.com/ranger21/&&&&Discover
your Smurf name today!&&
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html&&&&
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Apr 8
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, 2004 at 2:42pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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This must have been a 'before' shot, now I could smuggle an elephant in my eye
bags
luggage!
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 1:46am
Wing Nut
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You poor, poor man. Here's one just for you...
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If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 3:17am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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Pippin
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 9:01am
Jared
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Quote:
Pippin
hmmm...their secret love affair is no longer much of a secret.....
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 9:33am
Wing Nut
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I hope you're referring to our love affair with beer.
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 2:23pm
ozzy72
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Is anything else worthy of our affections Kevin?
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 2:29pm
Wing Nut
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How about this?
Oh darn it. There I go again!
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 3:00pm
ozzy72
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Errr phone number please Kevin?
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 3:05pm
Wing Nut
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Yeah right... That girls is so far out of my league that if I were Sammy Sosa, I couldn't hit on her.
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 6:16pm
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My Pippin, your really rather attractive...
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Apr 15
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, 2004 at 6:51pm
Wing Nut
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Ulp... Um, ok... Want to buy me a house?
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Apr 17
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, 2004 at 7:50pm
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im not gona say anything on this one.
Darn just did
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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Apr 17
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, 2004 at 11:21pm
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You guys are starting to scare me...
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