Sorry Mike, we don't mean to hurt your feelings.  It's just that we're all pretty nuts around here and one-upmanship on stunts has reached a level rarely seen outside of a presidential race.  You can't whisper to get noticed here.  You have to hit us in the head with a sledge-hammer.  

Glad this has all been cleared up. one last thing, I am wondering how you measuerd? I have never been aware of such an ability in the FS. ??? ???