These two blokes were in hospital, but getting better, and were having a wander around the wards. They see a chap coming towards them, shuffling along, slightly bent over and a pained expression on his face.
"I'll tell you what" says the first bloke "I bet you £20 that this bloke has had a vasectomy"
"You're on" says the second, "I bet you £20 he has had an appendicitus operation.
When the chap reaches them, the first bloke says..."Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have got a £20 bet on about what op you have had. I reckon you have had a vasectomy, and he reckons you have had an appendicitus operation."
"You reckon I had a vasectomy" he says to the first bloke. "Well, you were wrong"
"And you reckon I had appendicitus" he says to the second. "Well you were wrong"
"...I thought I wanted to fart....and I was wrong!!!!!!
Tony
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