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Growing old Disgracefully. (Read 322 times)
Apr 1st, 2004 at 1:26pm

eno   Offline
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Morris, a 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

  Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

  The Doctor said, "I didn't say that!! I said you got
a heart murmur. Be careful!"
 

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Reply #1 - Apr 1st, 2004 at 1:38pm

IcedFoxtrotter   Offline
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Oh no! Grin
 

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&
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Reply #2 - Apr 1st, 2004 at 2:09pm

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Grin Grin Grin

Like it   Grin Grin



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Reply #3 - Apr 3rd, 2004 at 9:20am

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lol, that's funny! Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - Apr 4th, 2004 at 10:26am

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Funny!  Smiley
 

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Reply #5 - Apr 4th, 2004 at 4:13pm

Craig.   Offline
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LOL Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Apr 5th, 2004 at 5:44pm

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Grin Grin Grin Funny!
BTW...My 500th post! Cheesy
 

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Reply #7 - Apr 5th, 2004 at 9:13pm

RichieB16   Offline
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Very nice!   Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Apr 7th, 2004 at 3:04am

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Grin
 
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Reply #9 - Apr 7th, 2004 at 7:31am

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Nice one Eno Grin
 

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Reply #10 - Apr 7th, 2004 at 10:42am

stormy   Offline
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Quote:
Grin Grin Grin Funny!
BTW...My 500th post! Cheesy

congrats on the 500th
 

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