Simviation Forum - Growing old Disgracefully.

Apr 1^st, 2004 at 1:26pm

eno Offline
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Morris, a 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that!! I said you got
a heart murmur. Be careful!"

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Reply #1 - Apr 1^st, 2004 at 1:38pm

IcedFoxtrotter Offline
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If only I could find a
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Oh no!

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&

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Reply #2 - Apr 1^st, 2004 at 2:09pm

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Like it

Tony

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Reply #3 - Apr 3^rd, 2004 at 9:20am

Jared Offline
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lol, that's funny!

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Reply #4 - Apr 4^th, 2004 at 10:26am

Wing Nut Offline
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Hoy-Hoy!

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Funny!

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Reply #5 - Apr 4^th, 2004 at 4:13pm