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Mar 29th, 2004 at 11:20am

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Translations of English Aviation Terms for German Speaking Pilots:

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezn Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors (made by Pratt & Whitney).

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkolf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen, Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All der Mach Und Flightenlevels

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkoph das Est Strappened en Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven Mit Der Luggagebags Someplaceneisen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations
 
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Reply #1 - Mar 29th, 2004 at 7:20pm

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Hey German I can understand! LOL!!!
 
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Reply #2 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 2:12am

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OMG, that is sooooo funny.  I had to wipe the tears from my eyes before I could finish it.

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Reply #3 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 10:07am

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Quote:
PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen


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Reply #4 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 11:54am

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Thats the funnuest thing I've read in ages, love it  Grin Grin Grin
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AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen 

amen  Grin

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Reply #5 - Mar 31st, 2004 at 2:56am

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FIGHTER PILOT ---Der Elitest Werker Schmuk Thincis flyging Schkills Urt Boost In Worzold, Egen Goe Higs Shkils Witt Whomen Sux Cuzz Der Dumbkoph Cannt Schtop Burblin Bout Aircraftien Ant Bic Boobies to Whold Cunvertzation Wit obbozit Secs.
 
A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&
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Reply #6 - Mar 31st, 2004 at 9:44am

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Superben!!  Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Mar 31st, 2004 at 11:23am

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I like the last one (FAA)
 
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Reply #8 - Mar 31st, 2004 at 9:12pm

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Reply #9 - Apr 1st, 2004 at 7:24am

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FIGHTER PILOT ---Der Elitest Werker Schmuk Thincis flyging Schkills Urt Boost In Worzold, Egen Goe Higs Shkils Witt Whomen Sux Cuzz Der Dumbkoph Cannt Schtop Burblin Bout Aircraftien Ant Bic Boobies to Whold Cunvertzation Wit obbozit Secs.


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Reply #10 - Apr 1st, 2004 at 12:38pm

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Good, It took me forever to write it. Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #11 - Apr 1st, 2004 at 12:42pm

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English to German:

Motorcycle.

Run unt bumpen kick unt scharten pop unt bangen.

(...describes all my old British bikes..)... 8)...!

LOL... Grin...!

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Reply #12 - Apr 7th, 2004 at 8:26pm

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Reply #13 - Apr 15th, 2004 at 1:54am

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Reply #14 - Apr 15th, 2004 at 10:05am

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