A family had to bring their grandfather to a nursing home.  He was well taken care of by the staff.  At his first meal, they set him at the table, gave him a bib and some good food.  Suddenly he started to lean to the left but the orderly grabbed his shoulders and straightened him back up.  He started to lean to the right, but again, the orderly grabbed his shoulders and straightened him back up.  Later on his family came to visit.  They asked him how he like living at the nursing home.  He told them the food was good and the staff was friendly and helpful, but they wouldn't allow him to "break wind".

Jim

lol...lol...lol...

sounds like my grandfather!

lol