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Nursing Home Patient (Read 216 times)
Mar 22nd, 2004 at 12:25am

jimclarke   Offline
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A family had to bring their grandfather to a nursing home.  He was well taken care of by the staff.  At his first meal, they set him at the table, gave him a bib and some good food.  Suddenly he started to lean to the left but the orderly grabbed his shoulders and straightened him back up.  He started to lean to the right, but again, the orderly grabbed his shoulders and straightened him back up.  Later on his family came to visit.  They asked him how he like living at the nursing home.  He told them the food was good and the staff was friendly and helpful, but they wouldn't allow him to "break wind".

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Reply #1 - Mar 22nd, 2004 at 2:38pm

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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Good one, Jim.

Like it Grin Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 25th, 2004 at 12:37am

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lol...lol...lol... Grin Grin Grin

sounds like my grandfather! Smiley
 
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Reply #3 - Mar 25th, 2004 at 12:40am

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sounds like my grandfather! Smiley


My Grandpa cuoldnt even hold it in that long Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 25th, 2004 at 3:19am

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lol
 
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