Simviation Forum - Alternate Names

Mar 10^th, 2004 at 11:48pm

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What do you call a glider that doesn't glide?
A 300 ft. drop off a cliff.

What do you call a trash can with wires running through it?
A mac

What do you call a unsafe plane?
Airbus

What do you call an accident prone car?
Ford

What does a policeman call a murder case?
a lot more paperwork

What do you call spyware plus adware plus slow internet?
AOL

What do you call spyware plus adware plus slow internet AND a computer wrecker?
AOL 9.0

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Reply #1 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 5:39pm

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Some of those are pretty strong oppinions.

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Reply #2 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 5:52pm

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I must agree with the AOL ones though... Roll Eyes

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Reply #3 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 5:52pm

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What do you call a unsafe plane?
Airbus.

ROF

Some of us would rather take a train than ride a Scarebus. Boeing=King, MD=Queen, Lockheed=Prince, Northrop=Princess, AB=? (Jester?) Grin

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Reply #4 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 7:56pm

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boeing are too overrated. i like airbus. well, most of em. why are they not safe lol?

the mac one is good. but the first one is classic lol.

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Reply #5 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 8:29pm

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In refererence to the first one, I believe that the best answer is rock... Grin

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Reply #6 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 8:57pm

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boeing are too overrated. i like airbus. well, most of em. why are they not safe lol?

the mac one is good. but the first one is classic lol.

dano Cheesy

Because their autopilots are built on bank software and they kill their pilots, their throttles are not linked, and their sticks are not linked either.

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&

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Reply #7 - Mar 11^th, 2004 at 9:44pm

d0mokun Offline
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really!? bit dodgy isnt it.

and lol at the rock comeback joke lol. Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Mar 12^th, 2004 at 4:48am

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