A girl says to her boyfriend that she wants him to come over for dinner and that after dinner at her parents house that she will sneak away and they would have sex for the very first time.  Needless to say the young man was very very excited so he went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms and the pharmacist was of the utmost help, telling him all about sex and contraception and everything.  The pharmacist asked him "Would you want a single packet, double packet or a family pack of condoms" to which the young man replied "The family pack, i plan to be very very busy".  Anyway the young man rocks up at the girls place for dinner very very excited.  He walks in and tea is on the table and immeadiately bows his head to say grace.  He is saying grace for the next 30 minutes when the girl leans over and says, "I had no idea you were religious" to which he replied "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist".

I believe that Ozzy, or someone posted this about a month ago....

No, you can't call me andrew...