Simviation Forum - big baby

Feb 29^th, 2004 at 1:38pm

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A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had
him circumcised".
Roll Eyes

I Am Canadian!

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Reply #1 - Feb 29^th, 2004 at 1:47pm

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Honestly, one of the best jokes I've ever heard/read.

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Reply #2 - Feb 29^th, 2004 at 4:05pm

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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Feb 29^th, 2004 at 4:21pm

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Like it......Like it Grin

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Reply #4 - Feb 29^th, 2004 at 4:27pm

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been posted before...

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Reply #5 - Feb 29^th, 2004 at 4:34pm

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ROFL

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Reply #6 - Feb 29^th, 2004 at 11:59pm

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been posted before...

BITE ME JARED

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Reply #7 - Mar 1^st, 2004 at 4:37am

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Ahh, so those were all Canuck's in the South Park "Chimpokemon" episode. Real Americans wouldn't fall for that.......... Grin

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been posted before...

Chill, some of us hadn't heard it. Wink

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Reply #8 - Mar 1^st, 2004 at 10:05am

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BITE ME JARED

I was just trying to beat Andrew to it... Cry

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and make up?

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Reply #9 - Mar 1^st, 2004 at 4:09pm

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Sissy.

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Reply #10 - Mar 1^st, 2004 at 7:00pm