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Feb 26th, 2004 at 10:13am

Jared   Offline
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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on,
what does a hard sleeper sleep with?

What is the difference between Olympic swimmers,and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg swallows

What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather- kinky is using the whole chicken

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches

What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme?
You can't hear an enzyme

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, Men will screw anything

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with the other is used to carry groceries.

 
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Reply #1 - Feb 27th, 2004 at 2:04am

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with the other is used to carry groceries.


HAHAHAHA, so true!!!!!!!!
 

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Reply #2 - Feb 27th, 2004 at 8:20pm

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HAHAHAHA, so true!!!!!!!!


unfortunately it's sadder than it is funnier..Wink
 
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Reply #3 - Feb 28th, 2004 at 12:21pm

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The one about Michael Jackson is the best joke i've heard all week.
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 1st, 2004 at 10:08am

Jared   Offline
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The one about Michael Jackson is the best joke i've heard all week.


no problem, glad I could make your day..Smiley
 
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