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Feb 26
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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs
What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on,
what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
What is the difference between Olympic swimmers,and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg swallows
What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl
What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather- kinky is using the whole chicken
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches
What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme?
You can't hear an enzyme
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, Men will screw anything
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with the other is used to carry groceries.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with the other is used to carry groceries.
HAHAHAHA, so true!!!!!!!!
Yea, though our country transits through the international airspace of death, we shall fear no evil, for You are with us, Your fighter and your bomber, they comfort us.
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Feb 27
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HAHAHAHA, so true!!!!!!!!
unfortunately it's sadder than it is funnier..
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The one about Michael Jackson is the best joke i've heard all week.
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The one about Michael Jackson is the best joke i've heard all week.
no problem, glad I could make your day..
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