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Helicopter definitions (Read 258 times)

Feb 24^th, 2004 at 2:01pm

jimclarke Offline
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Here are a couple definitions of a helicopter:

1. Thousands of parts flying in close formation around an oil leak waiting for metal fatigue to set in.

2. An accident looking for a place to happen.

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Reply #1 - Feb 24^th, 2004 at 2:18pm

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My thoughts exactly. Grin

I call them flying threshing machines. That's when I'm being polite of course. Wink

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Reply #2 - Feb 24^th, 2004 at 3:06pm

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lol

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Reply #3 - Feb 24^th, 2004 at 3:10pm

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Reply #4 - Feb 24^th, 2004 at 9:48pm

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lol...what's the matter? Don't liek helo's?

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Reply #5 - Feb 25^th, 2004 at 5:48pm

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I like Helicopters. The definitions are from other people who work on them with me!

I've been around fighter jets and attack aircraft when I was in the Navy, but there is still something really neat about choppers.

I'm not a pilot, but I did get a chance to fly the Apache simulator. That was great! It is inside a huge dome where the images are projected on the inside. The simulator was not actually moving but I was still getting a bit woozy!!

Jim Tongue