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Worst way to fly.. (Read 211 times)
Feb 18
th
, 2004 at 9:47am
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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Hey anybody remember the worst way to fly...?
Why it's stand by of course...Everytime I do it I end up standing there waving...and saying bye! To all of those people who took the seats that i should have been sitting in...
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Feb 18
th
, 2004 at 12:58pm
Flying Trucker
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Jared....I feel so BAD for you I went and got my CRYING TOWEL for you
LOL
Cheers...Happy Waiting...Doug
P.S. Just kidding buddy.
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Feb 19
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, 2004 at 8:52am
Jared
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hmmm...I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that I usually end up on standby, or the fact that trucker here has a crying towel....
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Feb 19
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, 2004 at 11:15pm
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Why this is in the jokes, not quite sure. Am I missing something?
Anyways - the worst way to fly, in the middle seat (3 seats side by side) in coach class on a cheap airline -
Between two people you don't know - both whom are sleeping deeply and weigh at least 500 pounds each, smell like they haven't showered or used a toilet in a month, and with what smelled like spoiled food, vomit, and spilled beer all over their shirt which were WAY TOOOO SMALL, and, only to be delayed 4 hours on a 10 hour flight, with no extra empty seats. Now, thats the worst flight I've ever been on.
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Feb 25
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, 2004 at 10:12am
Jared
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lol...that's funnier than mine...
It was a joke because It never really happened, just another story..
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