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Feb 10th, 2004 at 11:46am

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Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

 

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Reply #1 - Feb 10th, 2004 at 5:44pm

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The most worrying about this joke is the fact that you can buy a FAMILY pack of johnnies... Shocked
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #2 - Feb 10th, 2004 at 6:09pm

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remind me not to meet the parents of any girl I happen to be seing...... ever..........  Shocked
 

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Reply #3 - Feb 10th, 2004 at 6:12pm

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Grin  That was good!  Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Feb 11th, 2004 at 2:52am

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LOL
 
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Reply #5 - Feb 11th, 2004 at 9:18am

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I could've seen that one coming! It was awesome! Thanks for sharing with us!  Wink Cheesy Grin
 
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