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Feb 4th, 2004 at 4:26am

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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

 
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Reply #1 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 6:10am

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OH These will be used today!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 10:09am

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lol...

Can I trade my job for what's behind door number one???
 
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Reply #3 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 1:05pm
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Very Good Grin Grin


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Reply #4 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 8:30pm

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LMAO!!! Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 9:12pm

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Oh in regards to the title, why can't I say these at work?
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Reply #6 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 1:30am

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if only Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 4:24am

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lol...

Can I trade my job for what's behind door number one???


Referance to the game show "Let's Make a Deal" with Monty Hall.
 
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Reply #8 - Feb 9th, 2004 at 5:46pm

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LOL!!!! Grin

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Oh in regards to the title, why can't I say these at work?


You'll get canned.   Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #9 - Feb 9th, 2004 at 5:50pm

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My last job i said some along the lines of these often, and most of them to my boss at least once:) didnt get canned.
 
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Reply #10 - Feb 9th, 2004 at 7:53pm

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LOL!!!! Grin


You'll get canned.   Roll Eyes


In regards to Sock's message: I can say just about anything to my boss, she is basically one step above white trash..Smiley Did I say that out loud? Whatever I say she just laughs...Smiley And what's this about getting canned? I would love for the day to come that I can finally tell them to kiss my all american white behind as I walk out that door...(I don't have a high opinion on the management...)

And the last one definetily applies to my current job...Smiley
 
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Reply #11 - Feb 10th, 2004 at 1:10pm
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Yes I'll Use them right away
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Reply #12 - Feb 10th, 2004 at 5:50pm

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In regards to Sock's message: I can say just about anything to my boss, she is basically one step above white trash..Smiley Did I say that out loud? Whatever I say she just laughs...Smiley And what's this about getting canned? I would love for the day to come that I can finally tell them to kiss my all american white behind as I walk out that door...(I don't have a high opinion on the management...)

And the last one definetily applies to my current job...Smiley


Well, with my luck I'd get canned.  Grin
 
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Reply #13 - Feb 11th, 2004 at 9:34am

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Well, with my luck I'd get canned.  Grin


yeah with your luck anybody would get canned...Smiley Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Feb 11th, 2004 at 5:00pm

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Quote:
yeah with your luck anybody would get canned...Smiley Grin


Yeah, my luck really sucks.  Cry  Wink Grin
 
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