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Growing young today (Read 160 times)
Feb 4th, 2004 at 3:32am
elvis767   Ex Member

 

Do you realize that the only time in
our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions." How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!

That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21.

Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out.! There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there.. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make! it to a healthy 100 and a half!!





HOW TO STAY YOUNG




1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them.
That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop."

And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't! take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Grin
 
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Reply #1 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 10:12am

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lol...that's pretty good!
 
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Reply #2 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 1:00pm
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Very Nice...Words of Wisdom Smiley

If you can't learn something new each and every day..Why get out of bed???

I heard a young student pilot the other day comment to his Instructor....Why don't they give us the Pension as soon as we finish our education and until we reach Sixty?....Then we could enjoy...by then we would know what we wanted to do in life and go to work.
I thought about his statement long and hard trying not to laugh out loud by myself....AND...I came to the conclusion....HELL WHY NOT? Grin


Cheers....Happy Landings....Doug Smiley
 
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Reply #3 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 8:33pm

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lol... Wink
 
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Reply #4 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 1:09am

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Now that'd be nice Doug Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 4:35am

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Humor and wisdom all in one post!! Very good! Smiley
 
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