WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MECHANICS ARE LET LOOSE ON THE JOB UNSUPERVISED
(Why you're not allowed to play in the cockpit!)
FLIGHT DATA RECORDER (FDR) TRANSCRIPTS:
Mechanic #1: "Hey Bob I really don't think were supposed to be up here."
Mechanic #2: "Tony, your such a worry wart. Anyhow, we're suppose to be up here remember, were cleaning this bird."
Mechanic #1: "Are your sure? I thought they told us to stay out of the cockpit"
Mechanic #2: ""Hey look at me I'm a pilot!!!...(Deep Voice) Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking were at an altitude of 30,000 feet and Oh my God watch out for that mountain.........Ahhhhhhhh (laughter).
Mechanic #1: Hey man cut it out....Hey don't touch that it says "engine start" on it...
Mechanic #2: Don't worry....they always turn these things off while their at the gate.
(Engine sounds in background....mechanics unaware)
Mechanic #2: Ready for takeoff......VRRRRRROOOOM VRRRRROOOOM (Throttles rapidly moved from idle to full and back to idle and full again) WEEEEEEEE!
Mechanic #1: OH no were moving!!!
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