Just a few things to try next time your in a public restroom.


1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

3. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

4. Say, "Hmmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.

6. Say, "Now how did that get in there?"

7. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

8. Say, "Interesting.......more floaters than sinkers."

9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor, then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

10. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now."

11. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

12. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

13. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

14. Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

Just as you release gas, drop a hamster wrapped in electrical tape on the floor to the stall next to you and ask them too hand it back too you.










WOW! That was bad

we call them REST rooms, cuz we need a rest AFTER we are done!



Sweet list deputy!

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That has always boggled my mind as well!!
Another one is  when traveling on the highway you stop at a "rest area" but it is illegal to rest (sleep) there?!!
A few years ago I was getting so tired that I had to stop at a rest area for fear of falling asleep at the wheel.
After napping for about 10 mins there was a knock at my car window, there was a State Trooper wanting to know what I was doing, so I told him that I was taking a nap.
He then went on about how it is against the law to sleep in a rest area and that I best be moving on. When I asked why the hell they call it a "rest area" if you can't rest, he proceeded to write me a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess he didn't like questions that made sense! or was too stupid to give me a answer!
I guess the Law prefers that you fall asleep at the wheel and kill a family of six, instead of taking up a precious parking space for ten minutes?

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Exactly. This is another thing that always puzzled me. Whatever else might be in there I would expect to find a bed in a restroom & a bath in a bathroom but maybe that's too logical.

I think we're allowed to sleep in a car parked in a rest area. Like you I don't see the point of it otherwise. One thing I dicovered only the other evening. It's illegal to sleep in a bar in this country. Don't ask. LOL

LOL



Cheers....Happy Landings...Doug

Why is it that whatever we send by ship is called cargo, and whatever we send by car is called a shipment?

And the last one for the day:

Is a turtle without a shell, homeless, or naked?