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Jan 22nd, 2004 at 1:53pm

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  Grin
A tour guide is showing a group of American tourists around HMS Victory in Portsmouth  Harbour.........
"And this" said the tour guide, pointing to a brass placque on the deck,  "is where Nelson fell" " I ain't suprised" shouts out one of the Yanks, " Iv'e tripped over the goddam thing twice already"   Grin

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Reply #1 - Jan 23rd, 2004 at 8:57pm

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d'oh!
 
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Reply #2 - Jan 23rd, 2004 at 9:01pm

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Who is Nelson???
 
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Reply #3 - Jan 24th, 2004 at 10:04am

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Andrew, Shocked

Admiral Nelson, my dear boy, was one of England's greatest hero's.

He fought the battle of Trafalgar. You Must have heard of him!!!!!! His statue is on the top of a bloody great pole in TRAFALGAR SQUARE, London Wink

I cry with despair  Cry  History my son, history Cry

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Reply #4 - Jan 24th, 2004 at 10:21pm

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I live in America, so I've never heard of him, nor that battle Wink
 
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Reply #5 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 5:42am

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Hi Andrew,

Its ok mate, I will let you off Grin Grin

Best wishes,

Tony.

PS I have another Nelson joke, but I do not think I will bother Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 6:42am

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I live in America, so I've never heard of him, nor that battle Wink


Same here! I thought he was talking about Mandella?
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Reply #7 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 6:44am

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I cry with despair  Cry  History my son, history Cry

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I can only repeat that & weep with you. Cry
 

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Reply #8 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 7:27am

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Grin

Thanks for the back-up, Hagar Wink

Oh, these poor sons of G Dubbya B Grin   We've definately got to work on their history Grin How about we do one lesson a week  for them on their origins!!! Grin Grin

Only kidding , guys  8) I must admit, I don't follow the american jokes posted all the time, so its even stevens Wink However the posting on here somewhere about the aircraft carrier and the car is GREAT, 5* quality

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Reply #9 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 9:29am

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Sorry, I went to public school Grin
Back when I was in school through the mid 80's most of our history lessons were one sided, meaning if it didn't have to do with America we didn't study much on it.
A majority of study went into the founding of our great nation, major battles of wars in which America was the biggest influance. And of course the Presidents.
Very little time was spent on major breakthroughs such as flying, automobiles and space exploration.
One year we were forced World History which was a graduation requirement, which again focused mostly on events that involved America. So you can see our lessons were biased. Now i'm not speaking for every school here in the US!! Just the one I went to.
Most of the history that I know was based on self teaching, if I found a point in time or major event interesting I would (and still do!) get anything and everything available I could on the subject and read, watch and listen.
And that was back in the 70-80s, so I can't even think of what little they teach today with all of the PCness crap.
I do know that thee are many pieces of great literature removed from schools just because of PC so I don't expect that the children of today are learning much anyway.
And I truly hope that I'm wrong.
All I know is that my step daughter who I speak to on a weekly basis (divorced and she lives in KY, FYI) isn't reciving the education that she should do to poor teaching and the fact that there are things the school thinks should not be taught. War for example, reason: They belive that it will promote violence! KID YOU NOT!! That is what I was told at a parents/teacher conferance!
Sad world we live in today Cry
But I'll look into this Nelson character to see what the humor is all about Grin

P.S. I hope they teach spelling!! I think I might go back!! Embarrassed
 
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Reply #10 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 10:46am

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Hey Fret,

I dont' think our countries are so different Smiley

The kids over here couldn't spell to save their lives. I mean, lots of schools teach them to spell how it sounds ??? So they get into the habit of doing it wrong and stay with it.  When my kids were young, I went round the school to have a bust up with the teacher, but had the wind taken out of my sails when I was confronted by this gorgeous girl in her mid twenties. I stood no chance. Stood on my tongue many times on the way home Grin

As a footnote, I betcha my kids couldn't tell you who Nelson was either Grin     Isn't it typical of us British that we stick a statue of one of our nations greatest  miles up in the air to be crapped on by the pigeons. Grin

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Reply #11 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 6:14pm

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If its any consolation to you yanks we in Britain are taught squat about your country. Grin
 

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Reply #12 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 6:44pm

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If its any consolation to you yanks we in Britain are taught squat about your country. Grin


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!! I'll sleep much better tonight! LOL!!!!!!!!!
 
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Reply #13 - Jan 25th, 2004 at 7:12pm

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If its any consolation to you yanks we in Britain are taught squat about your country. Grin

This is the whole problem. History is no longer treated as a serious subject at school. I believe it's not even on the syllabus at some. At others, WWII is regarded as ancient history & about as far back as they go. This doesn't make me feel too good as I was born during WWII. LOL

I reckon to know a fair amount about world history but most of this is what I made it my business to learn since leaving school. I'm still learning every day. Wink

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Sorry, I went to public school

That would be a state school in the UK. Public School is what they call private schools over here. Old school tie & all that. Confusing ain't it?  Grin

I don't see any chance of promoting international understanding & harmony if we don't know at least a little about each other's history & what makes us tick.
 

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Reply #14 - Jan 26th, 2004 at 12:05pm

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I should know about the state of UK schools I'm still being taught in one. By the way we weren't taught about Nelson but I'm interested in military history so I do know who you mean.
 
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