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Nelson joke (Read 688 times)
Jan 22
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, 2004 at 1:53pm
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A tour guide is showing a group of American tourists around HMS Victory in Portsmouth Harbour.........
"And this" said the tour guide, pointing to a brass placque on the deck, "is where Nelson fell" " I ain't suprised" shouts out one of the Yanks, " Iv'e tripped over the goddam thing twice already"
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d'oh!
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Who is Nelson???
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Andrew,
Admiral Nelson, my dear boy, was one of England's greatest hero's.
He fought the battle of Trafalgar. You Must have heard of him!!!!!! His statue is on the top of a bloody great pole in TRAFALGAR SQUARE, London
I cry with despair
History my son, history
Tony C
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Jan 24
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I live in America, so I've never heard of him, nor that battle
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Hi Andrew,
Its ok mate, I will let you off
Best wishes,
Tony.
PS I have another Nelson joke, but I do not think I will bother
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I live in America, so I've never heard of him, nor that battle
Same here! I thought he was talking about Mandella?
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Jan 25
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I cry with despair
History my son, history
Tony C
I can only repeat that & weep with you.
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Jan 25
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Thanks for the back-up, Hagar
Oh, these poor sons of G Dubbya B
We've definately got to work on their history
How about we do one lesson a week for them on their origins!!!
Only kidding , guys 8) I must admit, I don't follow the american jokes posted all the time, so its even stevens
However the posting on here somewhere about the aircraft carrier and the car is GREAT, 5* quality
Tony
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Jan 25
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Sorry, I went to public school
Back when I was in school through the mid 80's most of our history lessons were one sided, meaning if it didn't have to do with America we didn't study much on it.
A majority of study went into the founding of our great nation, major battles of wars in which America was the biggest influance. And of course the Presidents.
Very little time was spent on major breakthroughs such as flying, automobiles and space exploration.
One year we were forced World History which was a graduation requirement, which again focused mostly on events that involved America. So you can see our lessons were biased. Now i'm not speaking for every school here in the US!! Just the one I went to.
Most of the history that I know was based on self teaching, if I found a point in time or major event interesting I would (and still do!) get anything and everything available I could on the subject and read, watch and listen.
And that was back in the 70-80s, so I can't even think of what little they teach today with all of the PCness crap.
I do know that thee are many pieces of great literature removed from schools just because of PC so I don't expect that the children of today are learning much anyway.
And I truly hope that I'm wrong.
All I know is that my step daughter who I speak to on a weekly basis (divorced and she lives in KY, FYI) isn't reciving the education that she should do to poor teaching and the fact that there are things the school thinks should not be taught. War for example, reason: They belive that it will promote violence! KID YOU NOT!! That is what I was told at a parents/teacher conferance!
Sad world we live in today
But I'll look into this Nelson character to see what the humor is all about
P.S. I hope they teach spelling!! I think I might go back!!
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Jan 25
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Hey Fret,
I dont' think our countries are so different
The kids over here couldn't spell to save their lives. I mean, lots of schools teach them to spell how it sounds ??? So they get into the habit of doing it wrong and stay with it. When my kids were young, I went round the school to have a bust up with the teacher, but had the wind taken out of my sails when I was confronted by this gorgeous girl in her mid twenties. I stood no chance. Stood on my tongue many times on the way home
As a footnote, I betcha my kids couldn't tell you who Nelson was either
Isn't it typical of us British that we stick a statue of one of our nations greatest miles up in the air to be crapped on by the pigeons.
Tony
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If its any consolation to you yanks we in Britain are taught squat about your country.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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If its any consolation to you yanks we in Britain are taught squat about your country.
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Thank you!! I'll sleep much better tonight! LOL!!!!!!!!!
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If its any consolation to you yanks we in Britain are taught squat about your country.
This is the whole problem. History is no longer treated as a serious subject at school. I believe it's not even on the syllabus at some. At others, WWII is regarded as ancient history & about as far back as they go. This doesn't make me feel too good as I was born during WWII. LOL
I reckon to know a fair amount about world history but most of this is what I made it my business to learn since leaving school. I'm still learning every day.
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Sorry, I went to public school
That would be a state school in the UK. Public School is what they call private schools over here. Old school tie & all that. Confusing ain't it?
I don't see any chance of promoting international understanding & harmony if we don't know at least a little about each other's history & what makes us tick.
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I should know about the state of UK schools I'm still being taught in one. By the way we weren't taught about Nelson but I'm interested in military history so I do know who you mean.
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