Simviation Forum - a joke....

Jan 21^st, 2004 at 11:10pm

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How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?

give the b*tch a shovel

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Reply #1 - Jan 22^nd, 2004 at 7:21am

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Jan 22^nd, 2004 at 9:06am

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Reply #3 - Jan 22^nd, 2004 at 11:36am

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Boy! That'll make ya popular with the Ladies around here!

Kinda stepped on your wienie didn't ya?

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Reply #4 - Jan 22^nd, 2004 at 2:36pm

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Boy! That'll make ya popular with the Ladies around here!

Kinda stepped on your wienie didn't ya?

LMAO....this is funnier than the joke! Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #5 - Jan 24^th, 2004 at 10:30am

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LMAO....this is funnier than the joke! Grin

So true!

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Reply #6 - Jan 30^th, 2004 at 8:44pm

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some of us are under 13 ya know!!!!!

could we live in a world without cheese-its?&&&&is there a reason that we live in a world of technical advances galore, but my remote doesnt do what is says on the little buttons???&&&&Just a thought&&&&-Weird Al Yankcovic is the reason i live

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Reply #7 - Jan 31^st, 2004 at 6:21am

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some of us are under 13 ya know!!!!!

Then you shouldn't understand them meaning off it! Grin

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Reply #8 - Jan 31^st, 2004 at 3:58pm

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Hi

Struth!!! Under thirteen!!!

I just can't remember being that age. ??? No flightsims...No computers......all we had to do was chase girls. Grin

Tony

PS. Trouble is I caught one and she wouldn't go away Grin

(Luv her lots really)

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