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Jan 15
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A prawn.
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WHo many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
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Woody old chap. This only serves to convince me that your sense of humour is even sillier than my own.
That is some feat & I congratulate you.
Jared. I'm not sure I want to know the answer but I will ask anyway. Who or how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
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lol...LONG week here Hagar, been bus nonstop with the beginning of another semester, and I believe it was supposed to be HOW...
and the answer is only one, but you will need 4-5 lightbulbs because she will break them with the hammer...
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Woody old chap. This only serves to convince me that your sense of humour is even sillier than my own.
That is some feat & I congratulate you.
Maybe... Or maybe it shows how much more cultured I am compared to what I previously though...
P.s. The joke is funny.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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P.s. The joke is funny.
I'll have to take your word for that. Personally, I am still not convinced it's a joke.
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That joke is NOT funny!
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