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New improved parking spaces (Read 363 times)
Jan 11
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, 2004 at 7:58am
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Pretty scary huh?
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Well finally car parks have worked it out......
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Jan 11
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FUNNY!
The only thing missing is a big rubber wall directly in front of the parking spot!!
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Jan 11
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LOL...I've seen many a woman that needed this as well as arrestor cables to stop w/o hitting the car parked in front of her, driving up on to the grass divider or over the concrete wheel stop. I've even seen a woman roll so far forward as to hit a light pole hard enough to deploy her cars airbags...bet that taught her a lesson. At an average cost $1,200.00 to $2,000.00 and above for the cost of airbag replacements...an expensive lesson.
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Jan 11
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LOL
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Jan 11
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LMAO
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Jan 11
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Lol, thats bad
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Jan 11
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Well it's about time!!!
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Jan 12
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Opps, bit too fast I think.
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LMAO 8)
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Thats just awesome!
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Jan 14
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i have to show that to my mother!
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Jan 19
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Oh Mark, I know you didn't just do that... Has the wifey seen that one?
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