Simviation Forum - Your momma

Jan 5^th, 2004 at 4:30pm

flyboy 28 Offline
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Is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. Grin

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Reply #1 - Jan 5^th, 2004 at 6:12pm

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LOL!

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Reply #2 - Jan 6^th, 2004 at 9:19pm

Jared Offline
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oh yeah?!? Well yo momma so nasty, they don't serve happy meals at the mcdonalds that she works at!

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Reply #3 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 7:28am

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Well, yo momma's so dumb she thinks serial killers put poison in people's corn flakes!

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Reply #4 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 2:07pm

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Well, YOUR mother is so dumb that her favorite color is clear.

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Reply #5 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 7:38pm

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ur mum's so fat she has to use matresses as tampons. Tongue

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Reply #6 - Jan 9^th, 2004 at 7:55pm

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your momma so fat she walked out infront of me and i swerved to avoid her and ran out of fuel!!!!

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Reply #7 - Jan 9^th, 2004 at 8:27pm

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Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch!

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Reply #8 - Jan 10^th, 2004 at 6:58pm

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Your momma is so big they have to weigh her on the richter scale!

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Reply #9 - Jan 10^th, 2004 at 10:28pm

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yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we lose an hour of daylight!

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Reply #10 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:48am

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Your mama is so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! Undecided

That might be pushing the envelope a little! Lips Sealed

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Reply #11 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:50am

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or Your mama is so fat that she gives new meaning to "Full Flaps" Grin

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Reply #12 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:28pm

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Your momma so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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Reply #13 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:32pm

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ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

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Reply #14 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 8:14pm

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ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

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Reply #15 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 9:09pm

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Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

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Reply #16 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 9:39pm

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yo mama is like a shotgun. give her a cock and she always blows

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Reply #17 - Jan 12^th, 2004 at 8:19pm

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Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.

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Reply #18 - Jan 12^th, 2004 at 9:53pm

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Yo mama twice the man you'll ever be! Tongue

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Reply #19 - Jan 13^th, 2004 at 3:57pm

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Your Mom is so hairy she has three settings on her shaver, medium, high, and timber. . .

Your Mom's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test!

Your Mom's so nasty, she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.

Your Mom's so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.

Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!

Your mom is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled "King Kong is back!"

Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Your Mom's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!

Your Mom's teeth are so nasty when she eats green colored candy no one notices the difference.

Your Mom's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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Reply #20 - Jan 13^th, 2004 at 4:11pm

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Your mommas so fat, her blood type is Ragu...

Your mommas so fat, the National Weather Service gives names to each of her farts...

Your mommas so ugly, they're gonna move Haloween to her birthday...

Your mommas so ugly, she makes onions cry...

Your mommas so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor, and it took three hours for an ESTIMATE

Your mommas so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history...

Your mommas so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd Grade-OR-Your mommas so old, she owes Jesus a Quarter...(Nickel, pound, Euro...Whatever...

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Reply #21 - Jan 13^th, 2004 at 5:52pm

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Your momma's so fat when she played king of the hill as a kid, she was the hill!

Your momma's so stupid, she flunked recess!

Your momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her her own area code!

Your momma's so old, she remembers when Baskin Robbins had only two flavors!

Your momma's so old, she's written first-hand accounts of what it was like building the pyramids!

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Reply #22 - Jan 14^th, 2004 at 4:50am

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Your Mom's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

DAMN!! LMAO!!! Grin

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Reply #23 - Jan 14^th, 2004 at 1:17pm

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your momma is so fat.....

when she gets on the scales it says - one at a time please ! ! !

your momma is so fat.....

she went to DisneyWorld and got a group discount ! ! !

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Reply #24 - Jan 14^th, 2004 at 4:06pm

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your momma so fat she walked out infront of me and i swerved to avoid her and ran out of fuel!!!!

Nice one Daz 8)

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Reply #25 - Jan 14^th, 2004 at 9:12pm

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Your mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus!

Your mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

Your mamma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!

Your mamma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

Your mamma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Your mamma so ugly we had to tie a pork-chop around her neck just to get the dog to play will play with her!

Your mamma's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"

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Reply #26 - Jan 17^th, 2004 at 12:09am

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your momma so fat she has to sunbathe in the nevada desert

your momma so ugly she was born updisde down and they didnt notice

your momma so fat her shopping list is longer than the china wall

you momma so fat when she sits around the house she REALY DOES sit around the house

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Reply #27 - Jan 17^th, 2004 at 2:49pm

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your mama so fat that when she tried to comit suicide by jumping in front of a truck she killed the driver Shocked

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Reply #28 - Jan 17^th, 2004 at 9:42pm

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your mom is so fat she cant even run a six minute mile jumping out of an airplane 8)

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Reply #29 - Jan 19^th, 2004 at 3:14am

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Your momma's so dumb she thought the Mexican border paid rent! Grin

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