Simviation Forum - Your momma

Jan 5^th, 2004 at 4:30pm

flyboy 28 Offline
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Is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. Grin

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Reply #1 - Jan 5^th, 2004 at 6:12pm

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LOL!

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Reply #2 - Jan 6^th, 2004 at 9:19pm

Jared Offline
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oh yeah?!? Well yo momma so nasty, they don't serve happy meals at the mcdonalds that she works at!

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Reply #3 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 7:28am

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Well, yo momma's so dumb she thinks serial killers put poison in people's corn flakes!

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Reply #4 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 2:07pm

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Well, YOUR mother is so dumb that her favorite color is clear.

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Reply #5 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 7:38pm

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ur mum's so fat she has to use matresses as tampons. Tongue

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Reply #6 - Jan 9^th, 2004 at 7:55pm

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your momma so fat she walked out infront of me and i swerved to avoid her and ran out of fuel!!!!

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Reply #7 - Jan 9^th, 2004 at 8:27pm

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Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch!

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Reply #8 - Jan 10^th, 2004 at 6:58pm

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Your momma is so big they have to weigh her on the richter scale!

No God? Know God!

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Reply #9 - Jan 10^th, 2004 at 10:28pm

Jared Offline
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yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we lose an hour of daylight!

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Reply #10 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:48am

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Your mama is so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! Undecided

That might be pushing the envelope a little! Lips Sealed

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Reply #11 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:50am

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or Your mama is so fat that she gives new meaning to "Full Flaps" Grin

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Reply #12 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:28pm

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Your momma so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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Reply #13 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 7:32pm

Polynomial Offline
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ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

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Reply #14 - Jan 11^th, 2004 at 8:14pm

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ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

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