I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE GRAMMAR IN THIS POSTING!! - Kevin


Denethor: I love the smell of lighter fluid in the morning.

Sauron (as his tower collapses): GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNIIIITTTT!

Faramir when he sees Pippin: You're a cute one, aren't you?  

Theoden (seeing Denethor's burned, smashed carcass on the Pelennor Fields during his charge): Well, that can't be too good.

Theoden (seeing Minas Tirith in flames): We're late. Good job, guys.

Legolas: Wait, my arrow doesn't work on the King of the Dead, but hands do? Does that guy even need to breathe?

Sauron: Whoopsie! I guess crime doesn't pay afterall.

soldier #2,334: this oiluphant just crushed 50 people. surely a soldier like me can take him on.

frodo after gollum bites of his finger: now how can i give people the finger

witchking after fell beast dies: i didn't have insurance for that you know

Eowyn: Score one for the Feminazis!

Orc1: Have you seen my black eyeliner?
Orc2: No sthilly, you had it last.
Orc1: Damn, how am I supposed to fight a battle without looking my best?

Eomer: We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms.
Aragorn: Not for ourselves, but we can give Frodo a chance.
Eomer: Who?

Pippin: Hey Merry what do you wanna do tonight?
Merry: The same thing we do every night Pippin, try to convince the world we aren't gay!
Pippin: (Poit!)

After all the company get back together: We are family! I got all my hobbits with me!

Meriadoc Brandybuck: That's the second-biggest Nazgul I've ever seen!

Peregrin Took (looking into the Palantir): Sauron, baby, I can't chat right now. I've got a someone on the other line .....

Frodo to Gollum: I said PULL my finger, not BITE IT OFF!

One of the Beacon Lighters: I keep telling them to get AOL Instant Messenger ... but do they listen to me? NoOOOoooo.

Pippin: (to Treebeard): So, if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around...

Legolas (to Aragorn): Don't tell the dwarf, but I'm out of arrows

Frodo: (to the wraiths at Weathertop): If I can't see you, you aren't there! (squeezing eyes shut)

Witch King: (to fellow Nazgul) Yeah, this gig's okay, but I get paid more to be Death.

Sam: I think we should listen to Gollum

Frodo: (after he wrestles Gollum off the cliff) Hmm, all alone. I wonder if Sam took the Playhobbit magazines...

Pippin: (to Merry) Funny, this stuff is tobacco, yet we act stoned. How odd.

Aragorn: I'm sick of sword fighting as a means of attaining victory! (as he grabs an orc, gives it a wedgie and runs off laughing maniacly)

Nurse, could you please give Pippin his medication

Ozzy (who likes LOTR, but clearly not as much as Pippin )

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About the arrow thing, if you haven't seen, Legolas has a quiver of infinite arrows.

Or am I just mislead by this....