urmmm Mr Fozzer, i wouldnt be riding that bike of yours till you see an optician:) its 10800 members;)

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Blimey Craig... ..!
You are right mate... ...!
Those little digits can't get any smaller, and my monitor is a bit fuzzy, and I'm sitting too far away, ....and I'm getting my eyesight checked tomorrow... ...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers Craig... ...!

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Never fear Doug.... ...!
To aid my failing eyesight I have been studying the radar properties of the Horsehoe Bat.
I now compliment my dodgy eyesight while tearing about on my bike, by singing "The hills are alive to the sound of music..." out loud... ...!
...and wait for the echo to return.... ...!
...so you are perfectly safe... 8)...!
...trust me... ...!

LOL...!

Paul...

you two are too much:)LOL

Andrew old chap, you are far too trusting. Although I do my best to be serious in the FS forums I have warned you about my weird sense of humour before. Not too many people understand it, I don't understand it myself. Anything can happen when I start on my old adversary the mad Fozzer.

Mind you, I'm still not sure about Herefordshire. I've never knowingly crossed its borders & considering the sort of people who live there nothing would surprise me.

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Hi Andrew...
Just to clarify the situation regarding our various locations
As you can see from these two maps, the U.S. consists of a number of states, (about 52? (too many?)...).... ...!
Our side of the Pond consists of an island called Great Britain. containing three countries: England, Scotland and errr... Wales... ...!
Hagar lives safely down at the bottom end of England, as does Woodlouse, (closer to the Equator and therefore generally warmer)..... 8)...!
I also live in England, together with Maccers, (we don't actually live together!), but unfortunately, we are very close to Wales, which contains mostly sheep and mountains, (containing sheep)..... ...!
CrazyCraig lives in Scotland, a land of fierce ginger-bearded men playing bag pipes and wearing skirts.... ...!
CraigL lives near Bristol, populated by ladies with large bristols.... ...!
Smoke2Much is an Angle, (he walks with a limp), imported from Holland many centuries ago.... ...!

We can travel through each of these three countries without a passport, but because of the unpredictability of the different species contained therein, great care has to be taken to prevent conflict... ...!

There are many more of us here, but most of them are in hiding at the moment.. ...!

So, here are the maps....

Your side of the pond...



..and our side of the pond...



I hope this makes everything much clearer now... ...!

LOL... ...!

Cheers Andrew.. ...!
Paul.

Fozzer old bean. That's a jolly fine map & all that, in fact I have downloaded it, but I live just a tad further over to the west. Too near those strange Men of Kent or Kentish Men whatever they are. ??? Oops sorry Will & Sarah.
Go left a bit - otherwise you're spot on. Somewhere around the next little indent in the coastline. If I moved 1 mile further south of here I would need a diving suit & a waterproof PC.