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Aviation Rules (Read 1061 times)
Dec 27
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, 2003 at 6:33pm
Squeek
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dose anyone know any more aviation rules like these?
-Thou shall maintain thy airspeed lest the earth shall arise to smite thee
-Thou shall ensure enough fule for the same reason
-Forgetteth not to lower thy gear when the good earth approacheth near!
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Dec 27
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This sounds more like ten commandments!
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Dec 28
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or the 3!
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Dec 28
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This sounds more like ten commandments!
I think that's the idea. They're rules written in the form of a "canon" or ecclesiatical law. Apparently there are more like it. I tried a quick search for < aviation canon > with no luck. Bearing in mind that Canon is a brand name for cameras & suchlike & "cannon" is sometimes mispelled "canon" you can see the problem. ???
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Dec 28
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, 2003 at 8:32am
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Thou shalt go and hide in a nuclear bomb proof bunker if thou seest an inverted Spitfire coming thine way at about four feet altitude, as THAT madman ist flying again!
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Dec 28
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, 2003 at 8:36am
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Thou Shalt Ducketh in the August Presence of Our Lord Ozzy
Thou shalt honour thy Main Gear and thy Tailwheel.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Airspace
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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Dec 28
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, 2003 at 8:44am
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Number 3 is the most frequent occurence in my experiences...
...!
(My insurance company has given up on me now...)...
...!
..trashed fuselage, damaged wings and propellor, shock-loaded engine, etc...
...!
LOL...!
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Dec 28
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time to switch to fixed gear planes mr fozzer:)
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Dec 28
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More like time to switch to a wheelchair with cardboard wings
Just kidding Paul, nooooooo not the electric cattle prod. Aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh
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Dec 28
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you guys crack me up
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Dec 28
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Look left, look right.
Look up, look down.
No Spitfires? Its safe to use the bridge
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Dec 28
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, 2003 at 10:51am
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Look left, look right.
Look up, look down.
No Spitfires? Its safe to use the bridge
Brrrrrrrmmmmmmm..........! Ratatatatat.............!
Sod it. I forgot to look behind me.
??? 8)
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Dec 28
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Always 'check six' Hagar, oh and keep your ear-trumpet handy
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Dec 28
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, 2003 at 10:57am
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Thou shalt always check thy six.
Most important rule of the lot.
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Dec 28
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, 2003 at 11:00am
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Oh, I thought it was the one about "Always have enough fuel that you don't have to put gravity to the test"?
Ozzy (a man with a serious zimmer frame injury)
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