Simviation Forum - So. California Traditions

Dec 27^th, 2003 at 10:58am

BMan1113VR Offline
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> Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...
> You know you're in Southern California when......
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> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
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> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
> conversation in English.
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> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
> is named
> Breeze or Flower.
>
> 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
> donor.
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> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
> grown,
> and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
> Ethiopian.
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> 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
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> 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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> 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
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> 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US
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> 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
> chaps. You don't even notice.
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> 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is
> George
> Clooney.
>
> 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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> 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman
> who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a
> guy in drag.
>
> 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
> station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
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> 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
> Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
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> 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
> all busy with their cells or pagers.
>
> 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
> hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
>
> 23. Both you and your dog have therapists.
>
> 24. The Terminator is your new governor.

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Reply #1 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 11:33am

russ Offline
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lol so funny Grin

Some of these things even apply to NYC!

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Reply #2 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 12:11pm

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SO funny!

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Reply #3 - Dec 29^th, 2003 at 6:54pm

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lol

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Reply #4 - Dec 30^th, 2003 at 3:36am

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That's funny

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Reply #5 - Dec 30^th, 2003 at 8:46pm

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Hey, I live S California.

Let me tell you... 99% of that stuff is true except legal pot which is untrue unless you have medical clearence.

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Reply #6 - Jan 4^th, 2004 at 3:54pm

BMan1113VR Offline
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Quote:

Hey, I live S California.

Let me tell you... 99% of that stuff is true except legal pot which is untrue unless you have medical clearence.

I live in LA, and i find that most of this stuff is actually accurate. . .mostly

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Reply #7 - Jan 4^th, 2004 at 8:04pm

Jared Offline
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lol! So funny~! Grin

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Reply #8 - Jan 5^th, 2004 at 2:39pm

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IS pot illegal?

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Reply #9 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 2:19am

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IS pot illegal?

???

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Reply #10 - Jan 7^th, 2004 at 7:19pm